Promise to Wife
Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation
took place. First guy: " You have no idea what I had to do to be able
to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will
paint every room in the house next weekend." Second guy: " that's
nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for
the pool." Third guy: " Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my
wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her." They continue to fish
when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they
asked him. You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be
able to come fishing this weekend. " What's the deal?" Fourth guy: " I
just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm,
gave the wife a nudge and said, " Fishing or Sex" and she said, " Wear
a Sweater."
