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A Bill and hillary Joke
I hope the jokes don't need to be fishing related to post them, enjoy. WH2

> On a trip to Great Britain while he was President of the United States,
> Bill Clinton had a meeting with Queen Elizabeth. During that meeting he
> asked her, "How does one manage to run a country so smoothly?"
> "That's easy," the Queen replied, "You surround yourself with
> intelligent ministers and advisors."
> "But how can I tell whether they are intelligent or not?", asked Bill.
> You ask them a riddle," she replied, and with that she pressed a button
> and said, "Would you please send Tony Blair in." When Blair arrived, the
> Queen said, "I have a riddle for you to answer for me.
> Your parents had a child and it was not your sister and it was not your
> brother. Who was this child?"
> Blair replied, "That's easy. The child was me."
> "Very good," said the Queen. "You may go now."
> Sizing up his wife's chances in her presidential bid, and thinking back
> on that meeting, Bill Clinton spoke to Hillary. He said to her, "I have
> a riddle for you, and the answer is very important. Your parents had a
> child and it was not your sister and it was not your brother. Who was
> that child ?"
> Hillary replied, "Yes, it is clearly very important that we determine
> the answer. Can I deliberate on this for awhile?"
> "Yes," said Bill, "I'll give you four hours to come up with the answer."
> So Hillary called a meeting of her campaign team, from top to bottom,
> and asked them the riddle. But after much discussion and many
> suggestions, none of them had a satisfactory answer. She was quite
> upset, not knowing what she would tell her husband, the former
> President. As Hillary was leaving her meeting she ran into her most
> formable challenger to her presidential nomination, Barack Obama.
> So she said, "Mr. Obama, can you answer this riddle for me? Your parents
> had a child and it was not your sister and it was not your brother. Who
> was the child?"
> "That's seems pretty easy," said Obama, "I think the child would be me."
> "Oh thank you," said Hillary. "You may just have ensured my nomination
> for the democratic candidate for the Presidency of the United States !"
> So Hillary went back to Bill and said, "I think I know the answer to
> your riddle.
> The child was Barack Obama.!"
> "No, you Dumb S*$t !" shouted Bill. "The child was Tony Blair"
> The bottom line... guess where we're headed with the two of them again
> running the Country

You know you can't use the "S" word Curt. - Bearclaw.

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(This post was edited by BEARCLAW on Oct 24, 2007, 8:24 AM)
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That was good!

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