Fishing

An elderly man is fishing on friend's pond when he snags his lure in a low-hanging tree. As he moves his boat closer to the branch, he hears a voice say," Psst, Mister down here on the rock". There sits a frog. As he leans over the frog says, "Mister, I am a BEAUTIFUL Princess with a curse on me...if you kiss me I'll become a BEAUTIFUL Princess again and be your's forever". The man grabs the frog, stuffs it into his coat pocket, unsnags the lure and continues to fish.
After several hours of fishing the man starts back to boat ramp and the frog, once again says, "All you have to do is kiss me and I'll become your very own BEAUTIFUL Princess and I'll do WHATEVER you ask". The man stuffs the frog back into his coat pocket.
Finally when he arrives home and is stowing his gear he retieves the frog and puts it into an old aquarium, puts a top on it and sets it up on his work bench. The frogs asks "what are you doing...I'll be your Princess, all you have to do is kiss me", to which the fisherman replies,
" look frog, I'm 78yrs old, a widower and I fish whenever I want, at this point in my life, I'd rather have a talking frog"!!

Hey there 76CATFISH, that was a funny joke. I would also like to welcome you to the BFT site. thanks for sharing and we look forward to your future posts with us.


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Thanks for the welcome. this is a great site. look forward to visiting, often

welcome aboard 76catfish, we have a fishing joke contest here on the fishing joke forum you shoud post this one on there.



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Hey there 76catfish,

Welcome to BFT. That joke is pretty scary. Except for the widower part, that's exactly how I feel and live. And ........ I'm only 53!

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lol, I need 2 of them frogs... one to talk and another to talk back, while I am on the water......lol

cuite...

welcome to bigfishtackle.

keep um comming......




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If you look at the initial fishing joke forum there is thread that says November Fishing Joke Contest. Just click on that link and simply click reply and repost your joke and any other new jokes that you want to enter in the contest. Don't forget t read the rules there before you reply so there is no confusion.


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thanks, its posted, there are some really good ones. thanks

I'm glad you found it. Please don't forget to log in next time. It is easier to see who is posting. Happy Fishing


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That's a great one! And welcome to the board as well!




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I wonder if that frog has a sister

you got any more where that one came from?




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