08-07-2004, 05:56 PM
Here is a dictionary for the dating classifieds
[font "Arial"]>40ish..............................49
>Adventurous...................Slept with everyone
>Athletic...........................No Boobs
>Average looking...............Ugly
>Beautiful............ Pathological liar
>Contagious Smile........... Does a lot of pills
>Emotionally Secure.........On medication
>Feminist.........................Fat
>Free spirit......................Junkie
>Friendship first................Former slut
>Fun.....Annoying
>New-Age...................... Body hair in the wrong places
>Old-fashioned.................No PJs
>Open-minded..................Desperate
>Outgoing.......... Loud and Embarrassing
>Passionate.................... Sloppy drunk
>Professional.................. Bitch
>Voluptuous.....................Very Fat
>Large frame...................Hugely Fat
>Wants Soul mate............Stalker[/font]
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[#0000a0][size 2]>WOMEN'S ENGLISH:[/size][/#0000a0][/font][#000000][size 2]
[font "Arial"]> 1. Yes = No
> 2. No = Yes
> 3. Maybe = No
> 4. We need = I want..
> 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
> 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
> 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
> 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
> 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
>10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?[/font][/size][/#000000]
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[/font][/size][/#000000][#0000a0][size 2][font "Arial"]>MEN'S ENGLISH:[/font][/size][/#0000a0][#000000][size 2]
[font "Arial"]> 1. I am hungry = I am hungry
> 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
> 3. I am tired = I am tired
> 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
> 5. I love you = Let's have sex now
> 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
> 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
> 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
> 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
>10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
>11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
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[font "Arial"]>40ish..............................49
>Adventurous...................Slept with everyone
>Athletic...........................No Boobs
>Average looking...............Ugly
>Beautiful............ Pathological liar
>Contagious Smile........... Does a lot of pills
>Emotionally Secure.........On medication
>Feminist.........................Fat
>Free spirit......................Junkie
>Friendship first................Former slut
>Fun.....Annoying
>New-Age...................... Body hair in the wrong places
>Old-fashioned.................No PJs
>Open-minded..................Desperate
>Outgoing.......... Loud and Embarrassing
>Passionate.................... Sloppy drunk
>Professional.................. Bitch
>Voluptuous.....................Very Fat
>Large frame...................Hugely Fat
>Wants Soul mate............Stalker[/font]
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[#0000a0][size 2]>WOMEN'S ENGLISH:[/size][/#0000a0][/font][#000000][size 2]
[font "Arial"]> 1. Yes = No
> 2. No = Yes
> 3. Maybe = No
> 4. We need = I want..
> 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
> 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
> 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
> 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
> 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
>10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?[/font][/size][/#000000]
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[/font][/size][/#000000][#0000a0][size 2][font "Arial"]>MEN'S ENGLISH:[/font][/size][/#0000a0][#000000][size 2]
[font "Arial"]> 1. I am hungry = I am hungry
> 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
> 3. I am tired = I am tired
> 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
> 5. I love you = Let's have sex now
> 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
> 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
> 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
> 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
>10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
>11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
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