04-22-2004, 09:55 PM
[size 2]Hi,
Didnt want you to forget you really owe me this year, heres why:
1)You got completly drunk last year the night before Mothers day and couldnt do anything besides try not to throw up before I left for Vegas.
2)You made me drive home with THE KID crying all The way because we "left" you at SO AND SOS HOUSE and.......
3)You made me think you had alcohol posining you got so drunk.....I wanted to kill you once I knew you were okay
Secondly:
1)You YATZEE'd me in December (GOT PREGNANT I YELLED YAHTZEE AT THE MOMENT OF RELEASE)
2)Then you made it so I have been sick to my stomach for a total now of 5.1 months.
3)You've caused weight gain
4)You've caused severe heartburn.
5)You've given a heavy load to carry for a total of almost 10 months, not to mention the other load you already gave me which consists of....
1)Blonde curly hair, which the load doesnt like, she wants "straight" hair like mama.
2)the load packs more emotion in one of her 3.5 feet then a sperm whale with deadly sperm backup.
3)the current load, pees, yells, throws-up, makes messes, talks like a short ugly person just to annoy me and all the while pretends to be sweet so you dont squash her like a bug.
YOU OWE ME BUDDY!
LOL,
I THINK SHE WANTS JEWLERY, WHATS YOUR IN PUT ON THIS? SHE DID ALL THIS IN THE JOKING MANNER OF COURSE, BUT ITS ALL TRUE THINGS THAT HAVE GONE ON.........IM TELLIN YA, ONCE A BADFISH, ALWAYS A BADFISH.
LATERS...LMAO[/size]
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Didnt want you to forget you really owe me this year, heres why:
1)You got completly drunk last year the night before Mothers day and couldnt do anything besides try not to throw up before I left for Vegas.
2)You made me drive home with THE KID crying all The way because we "left" you at SO AND SOS HOUSE and.......
3)You made me think you had alcohol posining you got so drunk.....I wanted to kill you once I knew you were okay
Secondly:
1)You YATZEE'd me in December (GOT PREGNANT I YELLED YAHTZEE AT THE MOMENT OF RELEASE)
2)Then you made it so I have been sick to my stomach for a total now of 5.1 months.
3)You've caused weight gain
4)You've caused severe heartburn.
5)You've given a heavy load to carry for a total of almost 10 months, not to mention the other load you already gave me which consists of....
1)Blonde curly hair, which the load doesnt like, she wants "straight" hair like mama.
2)the load packs more emotion in one of her 3.5 feet then a sperm whale with deadly sperm backup.
3)the current load, pees, yells, throws-up, makes messes, talks like a short ugly person just to annoy me and all the while pretends to be sweet so you dont squash her like a bug.
YOU OWE ME BUDDY!
LOL,
I THINK SHE WANTS JEWLERY, WHATS YOUR IN PUT ON THIS? SHE DID ALL THIS IN THE JOKING MANNER OF COURSE, BUT ITS ALL TRUE THINGS THAT HAVE GONE ON.........IM TELLIN YA, ONCE A BADFISH, ALWAYS A BADFISH.
LATERS...LMAO[/size]
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