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Which would you choose?
#1
A man wanted to get married. He was
> > having trouble choosing among three likely candidates.
> > He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches
> > to see what they do with the money.
> >
> > The first does a total make over. She
> > goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new
> > make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up
> > very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has
> > done this to be more attractive for him because she
> > loves him so much.
> >
> > The man was impressed.
> >
> > The second goes shopping to buy the man
> > gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new
> > gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes.
> > As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she
> > has spent all the money on him because she loves him
> > so much.
> >
> > Again, the man is impressed.
> >
> > The third invests the money in the stock
> > market. She earns several !
> > times the $5,000. She gives him back his
> > $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account.
> > She tells him that she wants to save for their future
> > because she loves him so much.
> >
> > Obviously, the man was impressed.
> >
> > The man thought for a long time about what
> > each woman had done with the money he'd given her.
> >
> > Then, he married the one with the biggest
> > boobs.
> >
> > Men are like that, you know.
> >
> >
> > ....There is more money being spent on
> > breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's
> > research. This means that by 2040, there should be a
> > large elderly population with perky boobs and huge
> > erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do
> > with them.
> >
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#2
Which would I choose? Is that some kind of trick question[Wink]. I think the man chose wisely.
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#3
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#4
I would choose the one that bought me fishing gear and had big boobs. Like that would ever happen.[laugh]
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#5
Hey Bass Ack,

You forgot one other attribute, besides buying fishing gear and big boobs it would be nice if she owned a liquor store.
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#6
OH THAT WOULD BE HEAVEN !!!!!! WHERE DO I SIGN UP!
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#7
I would settle for her working at a liquor store...hell I would settle for her working...I would even take the C's over the DD's in that case....remember the bigger they are, the further behind her they will drag when she is 70...course...my mom is a surgeon...hhmm..gonna go rethink this whole thing.
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#8
a deaf nympho with big boobs that owns a liquor store,,,,,,,,,yea that the ticket.[Wink]
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#9
There you go!!..LOL LOL LOL..[Wink][Wink]
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#10
I would pick the one with the money smarts. With all that money she could buy new boobs every 5 years and then a new boat/truck every few years also. Money can buy boobs but boobs can't make money (unless you have her show them off for a fee[crazy] but who would want thier wifes doing that)?
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#11
Cowmilker? Had enough of big Boobs have you?
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#12
No just had enough of "No money", and big boobs are big boobs even if they are fake ones. I would rather have a rich wife who had fake boobs buy me a boat and a new truck, than have my poor wife with big ones wishing along with me!
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#13
[#ff0000]I second that cowmilker....[cool][/#ff0000]
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