06-14-2006, 05:12 PM
Fishing and shopping
Well im true angler at hart cause i know when the old lady says we need to pick some things up at walmart i get excited... But then she says you cant goto the fishing section ok !
So i look into her eyes and
and
say ok. I faithfully agree fully to meet my end of the bargain...
But what i really hear is " we are
re going shopping and i will meet you in the fishing section good buddy"...., Its so
hard to resist all those new shiney lures and
fishing combos calling out to me.. I try to resist but i caNT!!!
So as we are shopping away
my mind drifts away to a better place. Next thing you know im planning my escape....
A straight caluculated path to the heavenly isle of the
fishing gear... When i see my golden chance to escape down the isle i take it. Where do i end up?
You know it .."the fishing section once again."
Last time i even slipped a few new yumm power baits into the cart...yep i know the interagation happens at the till and wont she be happy when she see em...
All i hear is you dirty old bugger buying lures again dont you have enough?...
The teller just laughed at me as i was getting accused.i just sighed and said god dam it those slippery lil buggers must have crawled in there them selfs again ..
How many times does this happen to you when you go shopping?
LAST TIME i went she had to find me 8 times! but hey shes knows where i am..[cool]hahaha
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Well im true angler at hart cause i know when the old lady says we need to pick some things up at walmart i get excited... But then she says you cant goto the fishing section ok !
So i look into her eyes and
and say ok. I faithfully agree fully to meet my end of the bargain...
But what i really hear is " we are
re going shopping and i will meet you in the fishing section good buddy"...., Its so
hard to resist all those new shiney lures and
fishing combos calling out to me.. I try to resist but i caNT!!!
So as we are shopping away
my mind drifts away to a better place. Next thing you know im planning my escape....
A straight caluculated path to the heavenly isle of the
fishing gear... When i see my golden chance to escape down the isle i take it. Where do i end up?
You know it .."the fishing section once again."
Last time i even slipped a few new yumm power baits into the cart...yep i know the interagation happens at the till and wont she be happy when she see em...
All i hear is you dirty old bugger buying lures again dont you have enough?...
The teller just laughed at me as i was getting accused.i just sighed and said god dam it those slippery lil buggers must have crawled in there them selfs again ..
How many times does this happen to you when you go shopping?
LAST TIME i went she had to find me 8 times! but hey shes knows where i am..[cool]hahaha
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