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Problem with Gas
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[font "Times New Roman"]The hospital is also full of people. Peter waits for a long time to take his turn. He comes into the consulting room and says to the doctor, “Doctor, I do not know how it happens. I have the problem with gas recently, but it does not really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I have farted at least twenty times since I have been here in your office. Youd did not know I was farting because they do not smell and are slient.” The doctor says, “Yes, I see. Here is a prescription. Take these pills three times a day for seven days and come back to see me next week.” Peter follows as what the doctor says and goes back to the doctor after a week. “Doctor,” he says, “I do not know what the hell you gave me, and now my farts are still silent, but how such a stink!” The doctor says, “Great! Now that we have cleared up your sinuses. Let’s start working on your hearing.” [/font]
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